Nightsticks For Everyone

With his reading progress slow and his job on the line, Officer Barbrady deputizes the boys to help him catch the poultrygeist.

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  1. About the Episode

    Chickenlover Episode Air Date: A series of heinous crimes involving chickens leads to a startling revelation -- Officer Barbrady can't read! When Barbrady resigns and anarchy ensues, the boys pitch in to help. Cartman brings his own brand of law to the streets of South Park.
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    Chicken Sex

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    The "Cops" cameras follow Officer Barbrady to a crime scene, where he insists to everyone that "There's nothing to see here."
    18,666 views 1:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Nightsticks For Everyone

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    With his reading progress slow and his job on the line, Officer Barbrady deputizes the boys to help him catch the poultrygeist.
    5,251 views 2:04 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Petting Zoo

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Officer Barbrady and the deputies stake out South Park's Petting Zoo. They learn the Chickenfucker's motive.
    7,035 views 2:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Booktastic Bus

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    The boys hop aboard the Booktastic Bus and learn about the magic of reading from a weirdo in a rainbow cape.
    3,991 views 1:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cops

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    "Cops" has come to South Park, for a ride-along with Officer Barbrady.
    7,297 views 0:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Barbrady Can't Read

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.
    4,318 views 0:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Total Anarchy!

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    At a press conference about the Chickenfucker's continuing spree, Officer Barbrady breaks down and admits he can't read.
    2,262 views 1:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    South Park Riots

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    With Officer Barbrady out of the picture, South Park descends into chaos. Meanwhile, the mayor and her Goons are forced to meet the press.
    1,737 views 0:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Try Again Dumbass

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Officer Barbrady joins the boys' third-grade class to brush up on his reading skills. Mr. Garrison gives him a few choice sentences to try.
    5,912 views 1:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Chickenfucker Strikes!

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    The chicken coop is left unguarded. The Chickenfucker lies in wait .
    9,101 views 0:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Go Dog Go

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Back in class, Cartman and Officer Barbrady have to give book reports in front of the class, which is tough if you still don't know how to read.
    2,984 views 1:34 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Bumbly Wumbly and the Spotted Spacecraft

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Officer Barbrady and the deputies investigate the Chickenfucker's first clue at the Booktastic Bus.
    2,099 views 0:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    You Will Respect My Authoritah!

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.
    160,465 views 0:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Major Breakthrough

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    The boys arrive too late to stop the Chickenfucker, but not too late for Officer Barbrady to finally read.
    1,709 views 0:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    One Day At A Time

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    The "Cops" crew returns to follow the only uniformed officer of the law in town: Cartman.
    26,193 views 0:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Teetle the Timid Taxidermist

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Officer Barbrady struggles to master "Teetle the Timid Taxidermist" until the memory of Mr. Garrison gives him the hint he needs.
    1,489 views 0:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Domestic Disturbance

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    Cartman, still working the beat with the "Cops" team, responds to a domestic disturbance at Kenny's house.
    9,391 views 1:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Plucked

    Season 2
    Chickenlover
    At a parade in his honor, Officer Barbrady denounces his new-found ability to read.
    14,214 views 1:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist