The National Guard

The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.

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  1. About the Episode

    The Red Badge of Gayness Episode Air Date: The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle. Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the Northerners, just so he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
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    The War is Won

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    Stan and Kyle play along with the reenactment in order to stop the Confederates. Cartman realizes that slavery has been abolished, so he's off the hook.
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    A Refueled Confederacy

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
    26,337 views 2:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Let's Take Topeka

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    The Red Badge of Gayness
    At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
    69,860 views 00:01:59 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Band Practice

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
    7,578 views 00:01:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    General Cartman Lee

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
    23,723 views 00:01:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Reenactment

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    The Red Badge of Gayness
    The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
    5,797 views 00:01:24 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    For the Confederacy

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    The Red Badge of Gayness
    After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
    5,143 views 00:01:06 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The South Wins

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    The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
    3,799 views 00:00:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Victory in Topeka

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
    1,812 views 00:01:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Fighting On

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
    31,757 views 00:01:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The National Guard

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.
    2,290 views 00:01:46 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Stan's Plan

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    Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
    2,216 views 00:01:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    South Carolina Joins the Battle

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
    6,428 views 00:01:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Confederate Demands

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    The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
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