The Filthy Sanchez

Mr. Garrison gives the kindergartners a pop quiz on all the sexual positions he's taught them.

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  1. About the Episode

    Proper Condom Use Episode Air Date: Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle are taking Sex Ed! In the time-honored tradition, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey. Ms. Choksondik is responsible for the girls' education in the womanly arts and Mr. Garrison teaches the kindergarten class proper condom use.
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    That Guy With The Really Big Head

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
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    Chef's Advice

    Season 5
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    Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
    9,622 views 00:01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Do You Touch Yourself?

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    Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.
    28,398 views 00:02:20 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Red Rocket

    Season 5
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    Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
    52,687 views 00:01:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mom, Dad, You Got To See This

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    Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
    11,850 views 00:00:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Make His Stuff Come Out

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    Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.
    9,443 views 00:00:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Sex Education

    Season 5
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    The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
    19,443 views 00:01:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Man Takes His Penis ?

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    Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
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    STD Slides

    Season 5
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    Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.
    6,320 views 00:01:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    We Don't Want Your Aids

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    The girls are terrified of the boys because they don't have condoms.
    3,982 views 00:01:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Gladiators for Kids

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    The boys rush to a nearby pharmacy to buy condoms. They don't get any straight answers about what's going on from any adults.
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    A Little Donut

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    Butters is chosen to try on a condom. Cartman looks at Butters' penis.
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    No Choice

    Season 5
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    The South Park pharmacist assumes the increase in condom sales means an increase in underage sex. The school assumes it means they need to start educating sooner.
    2,347 views 00:00:43 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Deep Throat

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    Mr. Garrison provides South Park Elementary's kindergarten class with some information about sex.
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    Afterbirth

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    Ms. Choksondik shows the girls a bit of video about childbirth.
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    AIDS

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey knows more about sex. The Boys learn tat the girls have AIDs.
    3,514 views 00:01:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Filthy Sanchez

    Season 5
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    Mr. Garrison gives the kindergartners a pop quiz on all the sexual positions he's taught them.
    11,996 views 00:00:30 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Just Walk Away

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    The boys of South Park are looking for the girls of South Park. The girls have built a fortress to keep them out and the boys have to penetrate it.
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    Boys Keep Out

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    The battle between the boys and girls over sex goes too far.
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    I Want You, Mkay

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    Mrs. Choksondik and Mr. Mackey put their sex education lessons to work on one another. Mkay.
    24,817 views 00:02:20 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kindergarten Condom Class

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    Mr. Garrison teaches his class about safe sex, whether they're ready for it or not.
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    Mackey's Sex Lesson

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    Mr. Mackey gives his lesson on sex education. Meanwhile, the girls become terrified of the boys.
    4,931 views 00:02:04 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Get Rid of the Girls

    Season 5
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    When the boys discover it's actually the girls who carry diseases, they launch an attack on their stronghold.
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