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What Scientologist Actually Believe

Season 9

Trapped in the Closet

The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.

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  1. About the Episode

    Trapped in the Closet Episode Air Date: 11.16.05 Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent."
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    Free Personality Test

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.
    42 views 02:43 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Bike or Not Being Depressed

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan asks his parents for money to get help from the Scientologists, but they refuse.
    11 views 00:51 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Fax These Results to Los Angeles

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.
    21 views 02:11 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    OT 9

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.
    22 views 00:45 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Thank You For Returning

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    The head Scientologist asks Stan to lead the Scientologists.
    3 views 01:40 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Tom Cruise visits Stan.
    140 views 01:26 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    R Kelly

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    R. Kelly sings about Tom Cruise's refusal to come out of the closet.
    89 views 00:57 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    What Scientologist Actually Believe

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.
    879 views 02:59 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Tom, It's Nicole

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Nicole Kidman tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.
    49 views 00:50 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Stan Chooses Scientology

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.
    86 views 00:55 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
    73 views 01:12 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Scam on a Global Scale

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    The head Scientologist reveals to Stan that Scientology is a scam
    7 views 01:27 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    R Kelly Sings with TC & JT

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    R. Kelly joins Tom Cruise and John Travolta in the closet.
    85 views 00:55 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Go Ahead, Sue Me!

    Season 9
    Trapped in the Closet
    After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.
    10 views 02:02 Tags: Add to or Remove from Playlist