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So I'm Not Your Friend Then?

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Everyone gets involved in social networking.

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Lake Tardicaca

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Summer camp for the handicapable kids has never been so fun!
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You're All A Bunch of Towels!

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At summer camp, things get even worse for Towelie. And the same goes for his family.
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So I'm Not Your Friend Then?

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Everyone gets involved in social networking.
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Surprise!

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Cartman, Kenny and Kyle discuss their online friend situation, but Stan wants no part of it.
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Profile Stan Marsh

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Stan's profile holds a huge chat party.
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Microwaving Your Balls

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Medicinal Fried Chicken

Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.
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Medical Marijuana Dispensary

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Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman is surprised to find his favorite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary.
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DRIVE FASTER!!

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Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.
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Literary Genius

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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.
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Let's Read It Now!

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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.
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It's Awesome

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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.
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The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.
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PRE-NUP POWER-UP!!

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Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.
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I've Got Nobody!

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Cartman gets into the economics of social networking with his kick-ass podcast.
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No Friends

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When things start to go sour, Kyle turns to his REALLY good friend.
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Thumbs Up

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You Have 0 Friends

Everyone's taking status updates way too seriously.
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Poke Your Grandma

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You Have 0 Friends

Stan literally gets sucked into social networking.
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Looking For Quality Friends

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Kyle and Cartman go on Chat Roulette to look for some quality internet friends.
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Let The Game Commence

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Stan's profile is forced to compete in the gaming arena.
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Powerful Profiles

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You Have 0 Friends

Kyle and Cartman finally find a quality friend on Chat Roulette, while Stan's profile goes rogue.
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Profile Stan Marsh

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Stan's profile holds a huge chat party.
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Ending a Friendship

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Kyle finally abandons Kip Drordy as his friend.
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User vs. Profile

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In the ultimate battle of social networking, Stan takes on his all-powerful profile.
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You Have 0 Friends Episode Air Date: 04.24.10 When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
I've Got Nobody!

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Kyle needs a "friend," and turns to Stan for help.
298 views 00:19 Tags:
- Stan
- Kyle
- preview
- Facebook
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Surprise!

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Cartman, Kenny and Kyle discuss their online friend situation, but Stan wants no part of it.
1,876 views 01:13 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- internet
- Facebook
- social networking
- Farmville
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I Made A Friend Today!!

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Kip Drordy makes a new friend.
3,071 views 1:14 Tags:
Add to or Remove from Playlist
So I'm Not Your Friend Then?

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Everyone gets involved in social networking.
2,971 views 01:28 Tags:
- Stan
- Randy
- Stan's Dad
- internet
- friends
- social networking
- Kip Drordy
- Farmville
- Kip's Parents
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Relationship Status

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Stan has trouble adjusting to the world of social networking.
95 views 01:07 Tags:
- Stan
- Wendy
- Facebook
- Girlfriend
- Grandma Marsh
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Mad Friends

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Cartman gets into the economics of social networking with his kick-ass podcast.
856 views 1:01 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Clyde
- Facebook
- social networking
- Kip Drordy
- Birthday
- Mad Friends
- podcast
- Mad Money
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No Friends

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

When things start to go sour, Kyle turns to his REALLY good friend.
112 views 01:24 Tags:
- Stan
- Kyle
- Facebook
- Crying
- friends
- Farmville
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Thumbs Up

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Everyone's taking status updates way too seriously.
8,536 views 01:57 Tags:
- Stan
- Wendy
- Facebook
- friends
- social networking
- Kip Drordy
- Dinner
- Kip's Parents
- Susan 92
- Bunny Costume
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Poke Your Grandma

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Stan literally gets sucked into social networking.
79 views 01:55 Tags:
- Stan
- Kyle
- internet
- Facebook
- Tron
- social networking
- Tron Stan
- profile
- Grandma Marsh
- ignore
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Looking For Quality Friends

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Kyle and Cartman go on Chat Roulette to look for some quality internet friends.
103 views 01:35 Tags:
- Cartman
- Kyle
- penis
- internet
- friends
- social networking
- Jacking Off
- Chat Roulette
- Mad Money
- Mad Friends
- podcast
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Let The Game Commence

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Stan's profile is forced to compete in the gaming arena.
60 views 01:32 Tags:
- Stan
- Facebook
- Tron
- Tron Stan
- profile
- Yahtzee
- ignore
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Powerful Profiles

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Kyle and Cartman finally find a quality friend on Chat Roulette, while Stan's profile goes rogue.
4,026 views 01:23 Tags:
- Cartman
- Kyle
- penis
- Jewish
- Tron
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- Kip Drordy
- Tron Stan
- Yahtzee
- Chat Roulette
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Profile Stan Marsh

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Stan's profile holds a huge chat party.
224 views 02:21 Tags:
- Stan
- Kyle
- Butters
- Garrison
- Randy
- Facebook
- Tron
- Tron Stan
- profile
- Farmville
- Grandma Marsh
- Susan 92
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Ending a Friendship

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

Kyle finally abandons Kip Drordy as his friend.
200 views 00:49 Tags:
- Kyle
- Facebook
- friends
- Kip Drordy
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User vs. Profile

Season 14

You Have 0 Friends

In the ultimate battle of social networking, Stan takes on his all-powerful profile.
35 views 02:11 Tags:
- Stan
- Randy
- Stan's Dad
- Facebook
- friends
- Tron
- Kip Drordy
- Tron Stan
- profile
- Yahtzee
Add to or Remove from Playlist