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Kyle's Cousin Kyle
Kyle Schwartz, aka Kyle's Cousin Kyle. He leaves his home in Connecticut to come live with Kyle and his family when his mom gets sick. But the boys can't stand him.
He has asthma, terrible allergies, and complains nonstop. According to the boys, "is the very worst kid athlete in the whole world." He also is Cartman's "Naughty or Nice" Christmas accountant and invested heavily in Garrison's "IT".
He has asthma, terrible allergies, and complains nonstop. According to the boys, "is the very worst kid athlete in the whole world." He also is Cartman's "Naughty or Nice" Christmas accountant and invested heavily in Garrison's "IT".
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Episodes (2)
Clips (13)
Images (8)
Characters (1)
Great At Sucking
Season 9: The Losing Edge
The boys can't lose because the other teams have been practicing how to suck.
What The Hell Was That?
Season 5: The Entity
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.
Tags:
Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Kyle's Cousin Kyle, Officer Barbrady, Randy Marsh, Kenny's Dad, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Jewish, stocks
Hick-Jock-Rednecks
Season 5: The Entity
Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.
Tags:
Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kyle's Cousin Kyle, Sheila Broflovski, bears, IT, prison, money, douchebags
Haibo Robot Doll
Season 6: Red Sleigh Down
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.
The Same Blood
Season 5: The Entity
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.