Character Guide

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Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions. He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Miss Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?

Eric's Tea Party

Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.

I Am A Tooth

Season 15: Royal Pudding
The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.

I Don't Know What To Believe In

Season 16: A Scause for Applause
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.

It's Called A Snooki

Season 14: It's A Jersey Thing
The men of South Park head down to the bar to check out a disturbance.

Think About...A Cloud...

Season 14: Insheeption
Dr. Chinstrap begins his therapy on the hoarders.

Bullying Needs to be Stopped. NOW.

Season 16: Butterballs
Mr. Mackey meets with the Anti-Bullying counselor, and gets bullied into holding an assembly.

Game Over Man, Mkay

Season 12: About Last Night...
While Obama fans celebrate change, McCain supporters mope in disappointment.

Offensively Non-Offensive

Season 1: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Kyle is committed to a mental institution for being a clinically depressed fecalfeliac.