Character Guide

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Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions. He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Miss Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?
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How About We Call It Sarcastaball

Season 16: Sarcastaball
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.
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Bullying Needs to be Stopped. NOW.

Season 16: Butterballs
Mr. Mackey meets with the Anti-Bullying counselor, and gets bullied into holding an assembly.
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BOOOO!!!

Season 16: Butterballs
After Butters violent breakdown, the school turns against Stan.
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Hang On Lemmiwinks!!

Season 15: Bass to Mouth
The boys enlist Lemmiwinks' help, while the Faculty takes matters into their own hands.
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IT'S BAD, MKAY!!

Season 15: Bass to Mouth
The Eavesdropper scandal is finally over, and Lemmiwinks can finally be free of his evil brother.
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That's Insane!

Season 15: Bass to Mouth
Cartman helps the faculty devise an even larger scheme to protect the students.
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Cartman's Payment

Season 15: Bass to Mouth
Cartman and the Faculty put the final touches on their latest scheme.
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Just Let It Go

Season 15: Bass to Mouth
The faculty pleads with Cartman to help them out.
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Snap Out Of It, Debbie

Season 15: Ass Burgers
Mr. Mackey talks with Stan about his depressing attitude.