Episode Guide
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.
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Episode: 0801 Good Times With Weapons 17.03.2004 South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
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Episode: 0803 Up the Down Steroid 24.03.2004 Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman decides that he can easily take first place against Jimmy if he can just convince the qualifying committee that he's handicapped.
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Episode: 0804 The Passion of the Jew 31.03.2004 Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. After Stan and Kenny see the film, they angrily pursue Mel Gibson to get their money back.
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Episode: 0805 You Got F'd in the A 07.04.2004 Stan has been challenged to a dance-off and it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan. He hasn't been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.
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Episode: 0802 AWESOM-O 14.04.2004 Cartman dresses up like a robot named AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the U.S. Army believes AWESOM-O is a new secret weapon and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.
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Episode: 0807 The Jeffersons 21.04.2004 All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" and his home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best. Meanwhile, the local police resent "Mr. Jefferson" for being black and wealthy and decide to bring him down.
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Episode: 0806 Goobacks 28.04.2004 Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently discovered time portal and are looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time-traveling immigrants are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, causing the boys to lose their jobs.
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Episode: 0808 Douche and Turd 27.10.2004 PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
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Episode: 0809 Something Wall Mart This Way Comes 03.11.2004 The Main Street of South Park starts looking like a ghost town when a giant Wall Mart lures all the townspeople to its newest store with all of its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes possessed by the power of Wall Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
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Episode: 0810 Pre-School 10.11.2004 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the boys is getting out of Juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
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Episode: 0811 Quest for Ratings 17.11.2004 The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
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Episode: 0812 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset 01.12.2004 The fourth grade girls idolize the rich, famous, spoiled socialite, Paris Hilton. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and a losable cell phone. Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on all little girls, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
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Episode: 0813 Cartman's Incredible Gift 08.12.2004 After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help... for a price. In the meantime, a group of "licensed" psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.
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Episode: 0814 Woodland Critter Christmas 15.12.2004 Stan is approached by a group of adorable woodland critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve Satan.
