Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted... a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the townspeople get in touch with their inner feelings, too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.
Die Hippie, Die
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of a client's earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client, Wing, with plans to launch her on a new reality show.
Best Friends Forever
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
The Losing Edge
A winning season and overzealous parents threaten to ruin the entire summer when the boys of South Park head to the Little League State Championships. The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season, and just one loss would set them free. Unfortunately, the opposing team is much better at losing than they are.
The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there is no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.
The South Park Elementary Talent Show is coming up, and Jimmy is excited to perform his comedy routine. But when he finds that some parts of his body tend to get more excited than others, he realizes he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones before he goes on stage.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: Who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind closed doors and discover the truth about the girls' fortune-telling device. The boys take some drastic measures to infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison realizes that he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ridiculed for his red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all the ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination and rise up and become the master race they are intended to be.
Trapped in the Closet
When Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, Scientologists converge on his front lawn and ask him to lead them. When Stan criticizes the acting skills of a prominent Hollywood actor, the actor locks himself in Stan's closet and refuses to come out.
The boys try to help a talking whale get to space in a giant rocket ship. After stealing the whale and being turned down by the Russian and Chinese space programs, they head to Tijuana, where they find that MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) will take their whale to the moon for $200.
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."